Showing posts with label pornography. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pornography. Show all posts

Monday, November 29, 2010

Annual Bad Sex Award

Yes, eighteenth annual The Literary Review Bad Sex in Fiction Award has just been announced. Jonathan Franzen narrowly escaped the pseudo-prestigious prize, as did Alaistair Campbell (former UK primer minister Tony Blair´s spokesman). The winner will join the ranks of former lucky writers, such as Tom Wolfe, Norman Mailer, John Updike and Jonathan Littell. Not such a bad company, now is it? Better to hang with the best group of awkward sex-writers than the worse of the worst Harlequin-dreamers.( Not that there is anything wrong with a few Harlequin-novel quickies after an exhausting week in the boiler room, kill room, cave, cubicle -however you might call it during those long afternoon hours. )

The annual prize was set up in 1993 " to draw attention to the crude, tasteless, often perfunctory use of redundant passages of sexual description in the modern novel, and to discourage it". Hmm, redundant, discourage. Did I mention that this a British phenomenon? Of course it is. "Pornographic or expressly erotic works are excluded from the contest. " Well, of course they are. These are British, after all. If you want raunchy, you can go all overboard, but no hints, no teases, no taste of the forbidden. Please. Remember your manners!

And who was the winner? A fellow named Rowan Somerville on his work "The Shape of Her". Somerville was cheeky enough to accept prize with a statement: " There is nothing more English than Bad Sex, so on behalf of the entire nation I would like to thank you." See? He gets it.  He totally gets it.

Interestingly, "The Economist" gave the book a shiningly good review, when it was published: "A musical novel, finely plotted".
Let´s enjoy some of the highlights on Somerville´s winning poetic mind:

"A woman´s nipple is upturned like the nose of the loveliest nocturnal animal, sniffing in the night"
"Max´s lovemaking is like a lepidopterist mounting a touch-skinned insect with a too blunt pin"


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Monday, November 8, 2010

Bitesize pops

New detailed report investigates the disappearing Atlantic bluefin tuna and the questionable fishing practices. Stop eating that tunasushi, people

The existence of precognitive powers has been proved -via the help of erotic pictures. Really. This was Cornell university, so it must be true.

The large Hadron Collider has finally created a "mini big-bang". This would be in Cern, Europe

The most overpaid actor according to Forbes magazine is..... Will Ferrell

According to David Duchovny, the third "X-files" movie is definitely on the works

Controversial writer Michel Houellebecq wins French top award, Prix Goncourt. He has been criticized of misogyny, racial provocation and obscenity among other things.




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Monday, June 21, 2010

Porn on the internet

According to recent press release by optenet, pornography makes up an astonishing 37 % of the total content online. This makes porn the predominant material on the Internet, and makes us earthlings seem quite the naughty bunch. Online role playing-game websites (RPGs) have also increased by 212 %.
I suppose the future of immersing oneself completely into a "pseudo world" of porn and Warcraft is not far ahead us. Hello, Matrix.

On a side note, the study also states how websites with terrorism content have increased 8.5 %. 


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